The Gummy Worm Mustachio

paiyrx:

THIS WAS IN TODAY’S PAPER WITH THE LOVE LETTERS OH MY GOD

ALL THE AWARDS
Someone give who ever that was a medal.

paiyrx:

THIS WAS IN TODAY’S PAPER WITH THE LOVE LETTERS OH MY GOD

ALL THE AWARDS

Someone give who ever that was a medal.

(Source: thundernipples)

thought I’d give it a shot

pretzelski:

Okay.

I won’t lie.

They would make the sexiest love child.

Like damn.

iamariyah asked: You know that little guys that hang around your screen? The Sherlock ones? What are they called?

I’m so sorry if this has been in my ask and I didn’t answer, my askbox is stupid sometimes.

They’re called shimeji; they’re fun little desktop mascots you download right to your computer. C: I have a post just a few pages into my blog that shows you where you can get them. Good luck!

UPDATE ON MY SHIRT

So, yesterday (I think?) I made a post talking about how I was making my own Sherlock appreciation shirt and stuff, and, yes, I’m still working on it.

It’s looking really freaking good, except for the fact that I made the letters too big and I was forced to cut Sherlock down to ‘SHERL smiley-face O’…I figure, any true fan of Sherlock won’t need the whole name to know what I’m talking about.

Any who, I still have to paint the words on the back, but I’ll post pics either tomorrow or the day after of how it looks. C: I took everyone’s opinions into consideration:

I like it :D Are you going to put some photo from the show on this T-shirt too?

Yes, I am going to post pics! C: I’m too excited about it to not show it off, LOL.

i LOVE that idea. it’s perfect. and if i had money, i’d beg you to make one for me as well haha.

Oh, sweetie pie, if I could make it a graphic and sell it through tumblr…you know what? Why not? Damn, I could use the money, not to sound selfish. Let me work this out, Doctor, I will get back to you about this t-shirt thing. CX

do all that but put little angel wings on the back over the column of stuff you’re gonna write there =3

Hmm, wings might work, but Idk…maybe put a painted jar of jam between the wings, and maybe have a scarf around the jar? You know, to signify in a ‘not-in-your-face’ sort of way that I ship Johnlock hardcore? I could dig that, lila. I could dig it.

Anyway, just wanted to update and let you all know I appreciate the ideas and support. C: I’ll let you guys know, thanks again!!!

crowleydrivingalonewithbentley:

Yesss best question. In fact, I have several. I’m going to start this off, though, for those that are like ‘wtf, Mystrade? What is this crack?’ I’m going to send you to here and here, because they’re concise arguements for Mystrade that are far more eloquent than I could ever hope to be. For the fics where there are naughty bits, I’ll put an (M) next to it. Also let me know if I messed up the links in any, and I’ll redo them.
I’m going to start this off with just a general blanket statement: Besides all of the fics listed below, anything and everything by Macpye, Evawrites and Marmosette is excellent.
Starting with the classic: At Least There’s the Football (M). This one was written after the first season so it obviously  diverges from second season canon, and it’s not complete yet but it’s  seriously long and so. freaking. good. It is the gateway into Mystrade.
Mate (M) is a Vampire!AU with Mycroft and Sherlock as vampires. It’s a fic  with a dark tint to it, so be warned of that. The excellent Johnlock  sequel is called Thrall (M).
Parenthetically (M) quick and dirty (in certain places,) with an ending that makes me grin every time.
You Bring the Rain (M) short and sweet and porny with a nice fluffy ending.
I Know the Steps but I Don’t Know the Dance (M) I really really like this one. Another  how-Mycroft-and-Lestrade-get-into-a-relationship fic.Very well-written  and entertaining.
Of Shoes and Ships and Stolen Mobile Phones (M) Sherlock pickpockets Lestrade and swipes his phone.
Bulletproof (M) Lestrade is bulletproof.
The Waiting Game (M) in which Lestrade and Mycroft have relationship difficulties.
A World More Full of Weeping (M) a very interesting AU that uses the Fae mythology.
Something Wicked (M) I honestly had to read this one through a couple times to get everything, but it’s a delightfully dark AU where Lestrade has the ability to see the supernatural.
Find Your Footing yet unfinished but off to an excellent start. Lestrade and Mycroft post-Reichenbach.
A Year of Mystrade Texts I know that Sherlock says Mycroft would rather call than text, but this is so adorable that I don’t care. Fuck the police. ….er.
Debriefing first-time snogging after Hounds.
In The Aftermath short post-Reichenbach fic.
Club Commiseration in which Sherlock and Mycroft completely fail at wooing John and Lestrade and bitch about it to each other. Totally adorable.
Mystrade Advent Calendar aka 24 snippets of adorable Mystrade.
Kissing Booth The Yard has a kissing booth for a fundraiser. You can see where this is going.
Five Disaster Dates And One That Went Like A Dream adorable and hilarious, with Mummy!Holmes and Sherlock popping in to have a word or two also.
Learn to Wear Each Other Well is an excellent story of Mycroft and Lestrade and how they got into a relationship in the first place.
Drunkdailing is what it says on the tin. Mycroft drunk-dails Lestrade and it is adorably hysterical.
How Sherlock Finds Out in which Sherlock Holmes deduces that Lestrade is sleeping with his brother. Short and entertaining. Poor Lestrade.
“Fillish” An amusing fic from the kink where Mycroft and Lestrade accidentally  get married in Las Vegas. I don’t know, but it works, and the ending is  cute.
Please Confirm You Are a Human Below is adorable and amusing in its inventiveness. Mycroft and Lestrade meet through CAPTCHA. Yeah, you heard me.
CAPTCHA over is a minifill on the kink meme that starts out cracky but then gets serious and a little D8 at the end. I love it, though.
ASIDE FROM FICS there are some pretty damn good videos on youtube. So browse through those. But especially watch Bad Things, which is brilliantly timed and oh man one of my favorite songs that has now become a Mystrade song. Also Just Haven’t Met You Yet. Gosh I wish this one was longer than 48 seconds. But it’s adorable so…there you go. AAAAnd then there’s It Is What It Is which is really sad and depressing and makes me go read fluffy fic because ouch right in the feelings.

…What?
I can’t have random Mystrade on my blog?
HAHAHAHA yeah right. Mystrade is the butter to my Johnlock jam.
ME GUSTA.
Lol, but seriously, I just need this here. For reasons. Yep.

crowleydrivingalonewithbentley:

Yesss best question. In fact, I have several. I’m going to start this off, though, for those that are like ‘wtf, Mystrade? What is this crack?’ I’m going to send you to here and here, because they’re concise arguements for Mystrade that are far more eloquent than I could ever hope to be. For the fics where there are naughty bits, I’ll put an (M) next to it. Also let me know if I messed up the links in any, and I’ll redo them.

I’m going to start this off with just a general blanket statement: Besides all of the fics listed below, anything and everything by Macpye, Evawrites and Marmosette is excellent.

Starting with the classic: At Least There’s the Football (M). This one was written after the first season so it obviously diverges from second season canon, and it’s not complete yet but it’s seriously long and so. freaking. good. It is the gateway into Mystrade.

Mate (M) is a Vampire!AU with Mycroft and Sherlock as vampires. It’s a fic with a dark tint to it, so be warned of that. The excellent Johnlock sequel is called Thrall (M).

Parenthetically (M) quick and dirty (in certain places,) with an ending that makes me grin every time.

You Bring the Rain (M) short and sweet and porny with a nice fluffy ending.

I Know the Steps but I Don’t Know the Dance (M) I really really like this one. Another how-Mycroft-and-Lestrade-get-into-a-relationship fic.Very well-written and entertaining.

Of Shoes and Ships and Stolen Mobile Phones (M) Sherlock pickpockets Lestrade and swipes his phone.

Bulletproof (M) Lestrade is bulletproof.

The Waiting Game (M) in which Lestrade and Mycroft have relationship difficulties.

A World More Full of Weeping (M) a very interesting AU that uses the Fae mythology.

Something Wicked (M) I honestly had to read this one through a couple times to get everything, but it’s a delightfully dark AU where Lestrade has the ability to see the supernatural.

Find Your Footing yet unfinished but off to an excellent start. Lestrade and Mycroft post-Reichenbach.

A Year of Mystrade Texts I know that Sherlock says Mycroft would rather call than text, but this is so adorable that I don’t care. Fuck the police. ….er.

Debriefing first-time snogging after Hounds.

In The Aftermath short post-Reichenbach fic.

Club Commiseration in which Sherlock and Mycroft completely fail at wooing John and Lestrade and bitch about it to each other. Totally adorable.

Mystrade Advent Calendar aka 24 snippets of adorable Mystrade.

Kissing Booth The Yard has a kissing booth for a fundraiser. You can see where this is going.

Five Disaster Dates And One That Went Like A Dream adorable and hilarious, with Mummy!Holmes and Sherlock popping in to have a word or two also.

Learn to Wear Each Other Well is an excellent story of Mycroft and Lestrade and how they got into a relationship in the first place.

Drunkdailing is what it says on the tin. Mycroft drunk-dails Lestrade and it is adorably hysterical.

How Sherlock Finds Out in which Sherlock Holmes deduces that Lestrade is sleeping with his brother. Short and entertaining. Poor Lestrade.

“Fillish” An amusing fic from the kink where Mycroft and Lestrade accidentally get married in Las Vegas. I don’t know, but it works, and the ending is cute.

Please Confirm You Are a Human Below is adorable and amusing in its inventiveness. Mycroft and Lestrade meet through CAPTCHA. Yeah, you heard me.

CAPTCHA over is a minifill on the kink meme that starts out cracky but then gets serious and a little D8 at the end. I love it, though.

ASIDE FROM FICS there are some pretty damn good videos on youtube. So browse through those. But especially watch Bad Things, which is brilliantly timed and oh man one of my favorite songs that has now become a Mystrade song. Also Just Haven’t Met You Yet. Gosh I wish this one was longer than 48 seconds. But it’s adorable so…there you go. AAAAnd then there’s It Is What It Is which is really sad and depressing and makes me go read fluffy fic because ouch right in the feelings.

…What?

I can’t have random Mystrade on my blog?

HAHAHAHA yeah right. Mystrade is the butter to my Johnlock jam.

ME GUSTA.

Lol, but seriously, I just need this here. For reasons. Yep.

(Source: classyshippingblog)

SHERLOCKIANS

I require opinions on a matter of the most important kind. :I

Since I’m broke and can’t afford all the amazing Sherlock T-shirts I’ve seen, I bought a blank black v-neck tee and am going to make my own. C:

The only problem is, I need suggestions.

My initial thought was this: write “I *HEART* BBC’S SHERLOCK” on the front, kind of drippy like it was spray painted on and with the Smiley Face in the ‘O’, and on the back write, in a column, things like ” I Believe in Sherlock Holmes, Fight John Watson’s War, Moriarty is Real, Lestarde is my Division” - that sort of thing, and around this column, do a circle of my favorite quotes from the show itself.

I like my idea, but I want your feedback and suggestions; could I do something better?

gelierzucker asked: Hi there! I'm the random Lestrade that turned into John and then didn't answer anymore cause her computer is a jerk. I'm sorry! God, I love Johnlock. Why does my computer decide not to react when I have RP's that could turn out to be so good? :'( I love you, though, because you love Johnlock, too. :P

YOU. YOU BEAUTIFUL PERSON. I was going to say, I got so excited and then I waited forever and then I was like “Well, I’ll leave my tumblr, at least” AND HERE YOU ARE. FOUR FOR YOU, DEAR, YOU GO DEAR. C: Anywho, I’m so glad to meet you again; perhaps we can rp again at a later date, since we were having such a lovely convo and you’re a very talented writer. C:

milkyetoile asked: Quick question: where did you get your Sherlock shimeji? ;w;

Sorry if I sound lazy, but I already answered this. XD If you jump on my page, the very first thing you’ll find is a link to any of the BBC Sherlock shimeji’s you desire; it’s from a previous ask, the link will be under the character’s name. C: Hope that helps.

whatthisgirlisthinkingabout-dea asked: Can I please know where and how you got the tiny Sherlock characters to sit on the side of your dash? I must have that because of reasons!

They don’t usually sit, you must understand. XD They wander all over your laptop screen; their downloadable little mascots for your computer, basically. They’re called ‘shimeji’ and they’re bloody freaking adorable, and you can find them from various places in various characters designed by various artists, if that makes sense.

Just follow the instructions for one of them below (Sherlock’s instructions are easiest) and the others will be easy peezy to dowload. C: These are just the BBC Sherlock ones I could find; you can find shimeji in Supernatural, Doctor Who, anything your heart desires.

Sherlock

John

Lestrade

Mycroft

Moriarty

They were all on their phones at once…except for Mycroft, but, eh, it’s Mycroft. Whatcha gonna do.

They were all on their phones at once…except for Mycroft, but, eh, it’s Mycroft. Whatcha gonna do.

It's Not My Home Without You

consultingdoctorr:

sherlocksscarfandjohnsjumper:

kimberbatch:

timelordsandarmydoctors:

Let’s spare a thought for John Watson.

It’s not my Home Without You

It’s a late December evening, and the clouds are leaking light

The rain is holding steady as the day returns to night

I’m standing by your graveside, and it isn’t real for me

In my mind, you’ll be behind me, waiting as I turn around

But deep within my heart I know you’re deep within the ground

I long to feel you near me like you always were ‘cause this isn’t real for me

Chorus

I was so alone, and I owe you so much

You brought me back to life with your golden touch

I am down on my knees, just come back for me please

I’m still waiting for the punch line, for you to tell me it’s not true

I won’t return to Baker Street, ‘cause it’s not my home without you.

The skull you used to talk to still rests on the mantlepiece

Your eccentric way of seeking intellectual release

I’m glad that I could help you in the time we shared, in the way that you helped me

And I miss the sound of your violin ringing out each day

The sound is absent from my ears, ‘cause you no longer play

221b is just too quiet now, and it isn’t real for me

I will not say goodbye

To all the memories I treasure

The ones I’ll keep safe

And the ones I’ll keep forever

I will never see you as anything

Other than the great man you were

DAMMIT SAM, WHY!??!

CRYING. HOW COULD YOU?!

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